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sandman · 23rd January 2008, 13:29

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	seems about right doesn't it?

perfectly.

bigdaddy · 23rd January 2008, 13:34

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	seems about right doesn't it?

And you rock that jacket over the shoulders look!

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 13:46

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Originally Posted by bigdaddy


	And you rock that jacket over the shoulders look!

bitchin camaro man, bitchin camaro

binky_snoosh · 23rd January 2008, 13:52

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Originally Posted by bigdaddy


	I don't do soy, Stiff, and if you come in my yard talking that shit, you'll get a double tap of 7.62x39 JHP in your immense forehead...

I was about to ask what 7.62x39 is... but then I realized... it's 297.18

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 13:59

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Originally Posted by binky_snoosh


	I was about to ask what 7.62x39 is... but then I realized... it's 297.18

200 Canadian

binky_snoosh · 23rd January 2008, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	200 Canadian

uhh... more like 300

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 14:16

I'm from Montana, I still live in 2005

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:34

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Originally Posted by bigdaddy


	FWIW I'm an engineer

What kind of train do you drive?

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	that $300 WASR I picked up throws lead like their's no tomorrow.

Whose no tomorrow?

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	Again, that Military Gun Supply shop is a very good connection for anything like this. Have your buddy call and talk to the owner or one of his workers,

Make sure your friend mentions he's gay...

...and half black / half Mexican.

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 14:38

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	What kind of train do you drive? Whose no tomorrow? Make sure your friend mentions he's gay... ...and half black / half Mexican.

They man train.

Their's, can't you read???

and half towelhead

AnimalChin · 23rd January 2008, 14:40

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Originally Posted by bigdaddy


	Shorty, I wouldn't take too much of the ball busting too seriously

i never do.

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Originally Posted by MAL


	Make sure your friend mentions he's gay...

i don't have any gay friends anymore since i quit dating the ballerina chick.

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Originally Posted by MAL


	...and half black / half Mexican.

wrong friend, that's brian the BLAXICAN.

he's got lots of guns. and a taser. he shot me with it.

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:43

Hay I'm trying to push Shorty's buttons because he's a bohemian and doesn't suffer any of the societal ills of preconceived notions of fags or non white people and is therefore better than all of us because we joke about it and you interrupted with that insensitive towelhead remark.

They prefer the term diaperhead.

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:43

And then dmamit SHorty interrupted

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 14:44

[quote=maladjusted]Hay I'm trying to push Shorty's buttons because he's a bohemian QUOTE]

I thought he was a drummer?

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:45

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Originally Posted by AnimalChin


	a taser. he shot me with it.

Shot you with a tazer? I believe you probably mean stun gun.

Tazers shoot two prong thingy projectiles on thin wires, then you press the ZAP button to shock from a distance. Stun guns you press a button and zap between the electrodes that stay on the thing- you've got to walk up and press it on the victim.

Since it costs money to reload Tazers with real Tazer shooty outy cartridges, most people don't fuck around with them.

They also hurt way better than stun guns.

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 14:47

they shot my wife with a taser, too bad it didn't kill her

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:47

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	I thought he was a drummer?

Dude you should have gone with something about how you thought he was from Prague, not from Bohemia. You know because they're both in Czecherslovakia.

Wait on second thought never mind.

maladjusted · 23rd January 2008, 14:48

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken


	they shot my wife with a taser,

Is that what they called it?

I shot my wife with a tazer, too. Right in the butt.

Rooflechicken · 23rd January 2008, 14:49

also, update from neighbor, they are thinking that maybe she's using them since they are raising her kid and she hasn't even tried to see him since x-mas. Mother of the fucking year. Kids flunking out of school (still) and nothing is being done. Bitch done lost her mind.

AnimalChin · 23rd January 2008, 14:49

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	And then dmamit SHorty interrupted

oh fuck my bad sorry mal

AnimalChin · 23rd January 2008, 14:51

oh no he had a real taser but you are right. he took off the taser shooty-outy-pointy cartridge and when you pull the trigger it arcs.

he zapped me with the arc. i could smell the skin burning. it kinda hurt but now it's pretty funny i guess.

23rd January 2008, 14:43	#51
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLE! Hay I'm trying to push Shorty's buttons because he's a bohemian and doesn't suffer any of the societal ills of preconceived notions of fags or non white people and is therefore better than all of us because we joke about it and you interrupted with that insensitive towelhead remark. They prefer the term diaperhead.

23rd January 2008, 14:43	#52
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLE! And then dmamit SHorty interrupted

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AnimalChin DRINK CHEERWINE Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,001,028	Re: AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLE! oh no he had a real taser but you are right. he took off the taser shooty-outy-pointy cartridge and when you pull the trigger it arcs. he zapped me with the arc. i could smell the skin burning. it kinda hurt but now it's pretty funny i guess.