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so they figured any penis and a butch chick would be a reasonable replacement? or I didn't know you did your moms hair or that was the only other choice?
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9th January 2008, 04:36 | #42 |
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I'd like to propose a toast...
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ZOTD
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9th January 2008, 08:04 | #44 |
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Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 1:06 PM
Subject: FW: World's Shortest Books Here are a few good books to help you get a fresh start in the New Year The World's Shortest Books: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan . Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry _______________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J Kevorkian __________________________________ ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel ____________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES by Ted Kennedy ___________________________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson and epilogue by Brittany Spears ******************************************************* AND, JUST ADDED: Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! By Nancy Pelosi * * * * * * The Power of Positive Thinking, Revised Version by Harry Reid ^^^^^^^ |
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Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2008 1:25 PM
Subject: Fw: FW: WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? “My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT’ll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YE ARS . The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France . In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money t oward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China . I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might wa nt to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. < /FONT> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night. R20; If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. (Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every USA computer!) FONT> Climb |
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Suspected this was happening !!
I'm not sure about the accuracy of the following, but it does give you pause! July 8, 1947 Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham John F. Kerry William J. Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E. Schumer Barbara Boxer See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me |
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I hit my dem friends with this every couple months just to see the froth at the mouth screaming about the inaccuracies.
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emails from my dad
where the fuck did my other thread go
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10th July 2008, 13:49 | #49 |
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That's funny.
Well, the 9/11 hijackers did spend time and money in a Las Vegas strip club days before the attack.
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10th July 2008, 13:50 | #50 |
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Hey Allah binSwanson... Here it is.
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10th July 2008, 13:52 | #51 |
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I approve that message.
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10th July 2008, 13:53 | #52 |
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I love how "Thread Tools" works for some threads... and not for others...
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Hay those would have been amusing if I'd read them in a timely fashion. |
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they were still amusing even if you are late
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^^^ hope that's not pointed at me being a dumbass. i tried a dozen different searches, then manually dug through some forums but couldn't fucking find it. |
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No, that's me getting pissed off at how sometimes thread tools works... and other times it doesn't. Just like how I'm pissed that I still can't see anything other than the basic font and font size from this browser on this computer only on this forum...
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14th July 2008, 09:56 | #58 |
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That's a missing image... It was lost in the vbulletin upgrade.
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ya think? i wondder what else happened in the 'upgrade' |
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Me and B got to read all of your PMs. Just yours.
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