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taco · 19th October 2005, 20:59

Well, humans are not designed to be underwater dude. Kinda like shane in a dry county, fish outa water dood.

sparky · 19th October 2005, 21:27

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Originally Posted by taco


	my horny wife gets all my money so she can spend it on cheap shit at that brighton place.

Hondo · 19th October 2005, 23:16

I think we should all chip in for an insurance policy for Snakey. I see some real potential for a quick return on investment here. I'm sure he'd approve of the blowout we'd have to hold in hios memory with our new money.

kaoru · 19th October 2005, 23:17

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Originally Posted by Stiffy


	Not to mention that being related to Doc increases your chance of being suicidal.

This would be funnier if it weren't so damned obvious. The horse is fuckin bloody pulp right now, Stiffy...get a new joke.

ez075736 · 19th October 2005, 23:48

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	This would be funnier if it weren't so damned obvious. The horse is fuckin bloody pulp right now, Stiffy...get a new joke.

Nah, the joke is still damn funny ya damn broad...STFU and Die

ez075736 · 19th October 2005, 23:49

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Originally Posted by taco


	Well, humans are not designed to be underwater dude. Kinda like shane in a dry county, fish outa water dood.

Dude you are so far off....Diving is the coolest fucking thing ever.

kaoru · 20th October 2005, 00:02

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Originally Posted by ez075736


	Nah, the joke is still damn funny ya damn broad...STFU and Die

Not nice to talk to your older sister like that...it's not like I stabbed you in the back by fucking your friend when you told me not to, or something.

20th October 2005, 00:09

This thread kicks ass.

snakenaz · 20th October 2005, 00:54

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	Not nice to talk to your older sister like that...it's not like I stabbed you in the back by fucking your friend when you told me not to, or something.

I bet you never fucked one of his freinds. He has none.

snakenaz · 20th October 2005, 00:55

Why am I so black in my av still? I stayed outta the sun this summer here.?

ez075736 · 20th October 2005, 09:36

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Originally Posted by snakenaz


	I bet you never fucked one of his freinds. He has none.

well even my friends have standards.

phxhawk · 20th October 2005, 10:10

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Originally Posted by ez075736


	My parents wanted to take a life insurance policy out on me. it was going to be a 250K policy that would normally cost them 100/year. but becasue of my diving and being a fat fuck it got jacked up to 800/year.

...why would your parents take out a policy on you?

...and NO company has a policy that would cover Shane.

kaoru · 20th October 2005, 10:38

The official line: Mom can get the policy for cheap.

The reality:

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Originally Posted by Phix


	They were going to knock him off with rat poison in his Makers' Mark and loaf of sourdough.

nottynevrnice · 20th October 2005, 11:42

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	...it's not like I stabbed you in the back by fucking your friend when you told me not to, or something.

Speaking of old jokes. Plus, had I followed DB's advice concerning my sex life, I would now be a 37 year old virgin.

kaoru · 20th October 2005, 11:44

Who said it was a joke?

nottynevrnice · 20th October 2005, 11:54

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Originally Posted by kaoru


	Who said it was a joke?

That's right. Your posts aren't funny.

20th October 2005, 12:31

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Originally Posted by nottynevrnice


	had I followed DB's advice concerning my sex life, I would now be a 37 year old virgin. :crucified

And the world would be a better place for it.

nottynevrnice · 20th October 2005, 12:43

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Originally Posted by maladjusted


	And the world would be a better place for it.

Mostly true, except for 2 times.

kaoru · 20th October 2005, 12:57

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Originally Posted by nottynevrnice


	That's right. Your posts aren't funny.

Now she's cookin' with gas!!! Glad ya finally caught on there...:whatever:

phxhawk · 20th October 2005, 14:26

Ahhh...that's why Shane is black.

19th October 2005, 20:59	#21
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: Insurance questions Well, humans are not designed to be underwater dude. Kinda like shane in a dry county, fish outa water dood. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

19th October 2005, 23:16	#23
Hondo I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southside Samoya Posts: 12,539	Re: Insurance questions I think we should all chip in for an insurance policy for Snakey. I see some real potential for a quick return on investment here. I'm sure he'd approve of the blowout we'd have to hold in hios memory with our new money. __________________ "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too

20th October 2005, 00:09	#28
maladjusted Posts: n/a	Re: Insurance questions This thread kicks ass.

20th October 2005, 00:55	#30
snakenaz Pollo Non Grata I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: OC/FYN Posts: 540	Re: Insurance questions Why am I so black in my av still? I stayed outta the sun this summer here.? __________________ I’m just not your kind. ---oneL and Dave

20th October 2005, 11:44	#35
kaoru A hella fat actress Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,213	Re: Insurance questions Who said it was a joke?