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Re: emails from my dad
That's fucking hilarious Neb. I literally LOL'd and I'm still sober. Hope you don;'t mind if I pass it on.... |
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21st December 2007, 20:08 | #22 |
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Re: emails from my dad
Neb?
Can I get a ruling from Roof on that?
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21st December 2007, 21:19 | #23 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: emails from my dad
There is so much shit wrong with this thread, it will have to wait til tomorrow. Also, fuck you Perry.
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Re: emails from my dad
hay, I'm just sayin'... |
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22nd December 2007, 01:15 | #25 |
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Re: emails from my dad
oh jesus
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yes |
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22nd December 2007, 10:40 | #27 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: emails from my dad
You mean the baby jesus or the teenage jesus or the jesus with ice skates? |
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22nd December 2007, 10:59 | #28 |
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He means the 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus in the gold fleece diaper
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22nd December 2007, 12:15 | #29 |
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Re: emails from my dad
You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it. It is a virus
that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called "invitation", though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately. |
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Re: emails from my dad
I don't even know where to start. Read some fucking threads for shit sake, it's for your own good. Jimmah, I got the e-mail you sent about the invitation and now my computing device smells like burning.
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Re: emails from my dad
Got this from my dad today
My response: I can't figure out which god that kid is talking about. Mithras, Horus, Attis, Osiris, Dionysus, Krishna all were born on earth with god as their father. They also coincidentally were martyred and then rose to a spirit world or heaven to sit by their fathers' side. All of them before year 1 AD (Some thousands of years before). Since it is posted as a Holiday Spirit reminder, I'm going to put my money on Mithras, as Mithras had the largest festival associated with the Winter Solstice. Also: If you're an adult and God was "just telling you something" they might lock you up. Yes I know I'm a prick. |
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22nd December 2007, 14:21 | #32 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: emails from my dad
what the fuck
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22nd December 2007, 18:03 | #33 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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She told me it's OK, so unless she changes here mind, she's "Neb" in my book (i.e. deal with it H).... |
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22nd December 2007, 18:06 | #34 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Point of fact, teenage-Jesus never existed; he went from baby-Jesus to lead-singer-from-the-Black-Crows-with-better-abs-looking-Jesus over night. |
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22nd December 2007, 18:13 | #35 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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No, Goddammit, you're blasphemous! |
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23rd December 2007, 02:51 | #36 |
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Re: emails from my dad
this is a thread containing emails from MY DAD.
get off me |
8th January 2008, 10:48 | #37 |
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Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008 02:15:29 +0000
> > 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda > > > > 7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning > > > > 7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N. > > > > 7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 7:25 pm ~ Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse > > Jackson and Al Sharpton > > > > 7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging > > > > 7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore > > > > 8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding > > > > 8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry > > > > ; 9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - > > Cindy Sheehan > > and Susan Sarandon > > > > 10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin > > > > 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney > > transplant fund > > - Barbara Streisand > > > > 11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo > > Bay - Sean Penn > > > > 11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton > > > > 11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade > > Towers - Howard Dean > > > > 12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to > > Dan Rather by Michael Moore > > > > 12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad > > > > 12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi > > > > 1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton > > > > 1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast > > > > 1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home > > |
8th January 2008, 12:50 | #38 |
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Re: emails from my dad
I think you should give my dad your dad's email address.
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Don't give him BigDaddy's dad's
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8th January 2008, 14:00 | #40 |
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Re: emails from my dad
My parents had my mom's gay hairdresser and his life partner over for Xmas since me and MrsMal didn't go up there.
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