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Re: Microwaved baby
how's your marriage oh |
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Re: Microwaved baby
Fuck dude it's better than mine. That hardly seems relevant when the broad in question turns out to be interested in teh sechs only as a means to an end and is really only interested in money. Not that I give a shit. Of course did I mention in every single thread yet that I spent the weekend fucking a chick young enough to be my daughter? I just had to go have a soak in the hot tub because my hamstrings, glutes, and hip flexors were killing me. Why am I telling you? I'm telling everybody. Oh and the best part is she just can't get enough of me and I keep saying yeah maybe I'll call you whatever. lol.
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Optimus lame.
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Re: Microwaved baby
Pretty goddamn spiffy actually. Yours? Oh wait. ![]()
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Re: Microwaved baby
it was a jab at stiffy on the grounds that husbands don't usually get to have sex anymore after they get married but if stiffy's old lady still lets him bang her then right on.
that is awesome but what kind of chick is into a 440 pound dude ![]()
dude, sweet.
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Re: Microwaved baby
Mal, do people here really believe that your father obsessed "girlfriend" exists?
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Retard
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Re: Microwaved baby
Of course we believe, WE BELIEVE IN CHANGE!
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Re: Microwaved baby
A 330 lbs chick.
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Re: Microwaved baby
YOU BETTER HOPE SO! How come the Obamessiah doesn't speak of Hope anymore? Just Change. I guess we're hopeless.
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Re: Microwaved baby
THanks for your support, brah. And Phix, you need to re-read that article. Of course she exists. Women are a dime a dozen. I've been getting my cock sucked like it's made of chocolate and shoots out marshmallow creme. |
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Upon us all a little rain must fall.
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Re: Microwaved baby
voting: BS
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Re: Microwaved baby
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I'm *this* close to silently protesting.
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Re: Microwaved baby
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Re: Microwaved baby
Voting: I don't care what you believe. Two still married guys and a retard. lol.
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Re: Microwaved baby
DMAMIT, we're being nickel and dime'd to death! |
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Re: Microwaved baby
we're being nickel and dime'd to death! |
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Re: Microwaved baby
CARED ENOUGH TO TELL THE ENTIRE INTRAWEB!1
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Re: Microwaved baby
voting: seems unlikely for very many reasons but am willing to accept and/or help perpetuate the lie in order for my friend to look better.
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Re: Microwaved baby
Why don't you just suck his dick with his imaginary girlfriend while you're at it...
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Re: Microwaved baby
No, that's not caring if you believe me, it's bragging.
Friend? lol. IH8U.
Shit, he may as well everybody else* is doing it. *one chick |
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Re: Microwaved baby
I still say ss or it didn't happen.
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