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Hella gort maringa
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Re: Global Warming
you suck at mspaint.
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12th August 2005, 09:36 | #22 |
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You suck at chicken coop.
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12th August 2005, 09:57 | #23 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Hella gort maringa
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maybe I should put the motion sensory thingy on it and have it page me on my cell so I can tell when the door is open?
This may be worth considering.
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12th August 2005, 10:06 | #24 |
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You could do that no problem. You just need the reporter, and use the relay output to a PC interface. When it senses the contact closure, it would launch an .exe that would text message your phone.
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12th August 2005, 10:07 | #25 |
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Or were you not so subtly mocking me.
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It was pretty subtle I thought.
Actually, I had a motion sensor web-cam hooked up to a laptop for a while after I got my house back because my ex kept coming around and plus the death threat thingy, but I gave that shit up a long time ago.
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12th August 2005, 10:17 | #27 |
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Well, you're in a lower crime area than I am.
The sex offender hotel is right down the road, we gots a meth house, and some stinking beaners moved into a rental just across the main road from the entrance to my cul de sac. Filthy fucks. Crap in the yard, apparently they don't have a mower. They replaced some white trash that at least kept the place tidy. That, and some punk kids were chucking eggs for a while there and I wanted to catch them and mete out my own justice. |
12th August 2005, 13:58 | #28 |
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Re: Global Warming
can you attach this stuff to a chastity belt so you know when someone is trying to get your goods?
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12th August 2005, 14:34 | #29 |
I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: Global Warming
Where the heck have you been?
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12th August 2005, 14:54 | #30 |
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Re: Global Warming
We don't have any of that high tech shit for our door. Our plan of action is simple.
Mormons knock, I answer the door with a loud "JESUS CHRIST, HONEY ITS THOSE FUCKING MORMONS AGAIN" Anyone else knocks, I answer, listen to their pitch, I agree (somewhat) and then tell them to hold on a minute. I shut the door, and walk away to the other window...and see how long they stand there. I do the same thing with telemarketers on the phone. I tell them to hold on, and sit the phone down until I hear the "beep beep, if you'd like to make a call, etc..." |
12th August 2005, 15:00 | #31 |
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Why even answer the door, though?
Don't even get up. Fuck 'em. That and not always answering the phone: a few of Mal's secrets to being in a good mood. |
12th August 2005, 15:09 | #32 |
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If getting up = exercise for you, then you go right ahead.
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