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What? You're quoting me making fun of the stupid laws and that's being hard on this guy?
Shorty's shot guns before I figured his special friend had, too. That's not the point. The point is that the cost/ benefit ratio sucks for a fucking display.
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23rd January 2008, 10:03 | #22 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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23rd January 2008, 10:05 | #23 |
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good rant AC.
I don't think anybody is against you learning to shoot weapons. They are the premiere gun to own for many [insert ethnic group asshat name] around the world. As you mentioned, they're easy to produce and they work well in any environment. If you or your buddy have a valid interest in AK's, then owning one is a.o.k. I was just badgering the "fake on the wall" gun thingy cause it was phunnay. |
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Shorty didn't say anything about that. He said his pal the history buff wanted to hang one on the wall as a display, an inert one. BTW, in all this bullshit admiration for the fucking Soviet Union, let's remember a few things: They lost They slaughtered their own fucking people with those AKs The man who invented the Kalashnikov got fuck all for his brilliant work Their royal families were so fucking inbred they make the Brits look sane Now the Russians are trying to sue companies manufacturing knock offs of the rifle the design for which they fucking stole from Kalashnikov in the first place The palaces of gold built by their leaders while peasants fought for crumbs of bread are monuments to the failure of socialism and the cruelty of leaders The religious persecution of Russian citizens by other Russians makes the fucking Nazis look like girl scouts You can't shoot down a fucking chopper w/ an AK unless you get really goddamn lucky or you're in a circa 1980 action flick. I suspect this "history buff" is a fucking Birkenstock wearing socialist Mao admirer but I kept that under my hat until SHorty started to fucking whine like a bitch. Worship the fucking AK and Russian history all you fucking want, pinkos. |
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23rd January 2008, 10:16 | #25 |
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And another fucking thing- if this cocksucker was an engineer I could see this. Admire the design for the fact that it's brilliant in its simplicity. But he's not. History major: "would you like fries with that?"
Fuck you. Fuck him. Try to make me feel guilty for fucking around with you a little bit and then play this bullshit Shorty version of the fucking . |
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yes in fact you did and i thanked you for it, but the information to ballbusting ratio is something like 1:30. i'm just sayin. your informative posts are always drowned out by your constant shouting about how we all suck and you are the greatest. compare what everyone else in the thread posted to what you posted. i'm just sayin. just fyi, here's how almost all of your posts read, mal:
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23rd January 2008, 10:21 | #27 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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these are all points that fascinate my bro-dog and it's why he's into russian history.
i've never seen that in any movie, but i thought i heard about it happening. my bad.
nope, not really. he's into the idea that communism often sounds utopian but in practice it's almost a complete and total disaster to anyone who is envolved. he used to be more lefty back in the day but he's coming around as he gets older.
it's not really about worhsip but right on. |
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another point you and i and him agree on. good luck with that history degree, but it's what he's always wanted to do so right on. he only began to admire the AK after i started to inform him of it.
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23rd January 2008, 10:25 | #29 |
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I said try.
You failed. Fuck you for trying. You could learn a lot from my mother. |
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Optimus lame.
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Fixed.
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Wow, so he's mastered a 6th grade understanding of Communism. Good for him. Maybe by the time he's 40 he'll be able to say 'Supply and demand' when the topic of economics comes up. |
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well we're all hoping so. his progress is very very slow at this point, but it's been getting pretty steady. he's finally reading and writing at an 8th grade level, and we've been told the chapel hill has a fantastic special ed program for grad school. with a live-in nurse and a team of government subsidized tutors he should be able to accomplish his dreams. |
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Holy fuck dude, you weren't drinking last night were you? For the record, I treated VD like one of the family right from day one. Once he figured that out he calmed down. Have a beer, its almost noon.
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not bad, but it is we are talking about here so its kinda a given
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FWIW I'm an engineer and I "admire" the AK because it's a fucking kick-ass assault rifle. VERY easy to use, strip, clean, reassemble, etc. and it's not nearly as finicky as our variant the M16/AR15. Don't get me wrong, I loves my ARs (have 3 of them), but that $300 WASR I picked up throws lead like their's no tomorrow. RE the other crap, Mal, I was just fucking with you for repeatedly calling Shorty's buddy "ghey" for wanting what he wants. And, yes, the gun laws are ridiculous and I'm sure you know I agree with those points 100%. Shorty, I wouldn't take too much of the ball busting too seriously, I really didn't read it that way when it was building up. Again, that Military Gun Supply shop is a very good connection for anything like this. Have your buddy call and talk to the owner or one of his workers, they're good guys (from what I've experienced anyway). Also, as I mentioned, I'd be happy to go take a couple pics and PM or post them so your buddy can see what he's thinking of buying if he gets that far. |
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it was sarcasm moran. get with the program. |
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Mine too, numbnuts... |
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seems about right doesn't it?
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