19th April 2012, 20:19 | #261 |
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I busted out a piece of an old front tooth repair. Not quite Lloyd Christmas, but bad enough. I can't get to the dentist until Wednesday. Might as well put on a sleeveless flannel shirt and go sit at the dive bar this weekend. I'll bet Ugly Pony is playing.
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Useless without pics. No Ugly Pony playing this weekend, but yeah you'd fit the usual crowd like that.
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http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...uide-to-racism
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At first I was all
Then I read the reviews and found out it was satire and I was like
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20th July 2012, 20:24 | #265 |
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Niggers without insurance. They drive just as shitty as regular niggers but leave you with the bill. ...I guess there's not much of a difference between them and regular niggers then... Glad I didn't jew out on the uninsured motorist coverage. Oh, and the wench is ok and stuff too. She's a shitty driver (female. duh.) but there was a witness that stuck around and told the cops that the nigger pulled out in front of her. It was a nice two and a half years without a car note while it lasted...
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Don't be a fucking chump. Bitch's neck hurts. Right!?
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21st July 2012, 12:50 | #267 |
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Color me a chump. I don't play that shit. Especially not on my own insurance policy.
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No if THEIR insurance her neck hurts.
Only way to get paid for your time and inconvenience. If You are inconvenienced and. It Injured they will tell you to fuck off
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Heh.
I totally didn't read your post. But you pay UIM so you can recoup your damages. If she is not "injured" you will not get a cent for your inconvenience.
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20th May 2013, 10:33 | #270 |
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I now have 8 consoles hooked up to my TV: Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Wii U, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Playstation 2.
The Wii U is hooked up via HDMI. The other 7 are hooked up through an 8 port AV switch box (the black box under the stand in the middle).
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You win at gay
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20th May 2013, 16:36 | #272 |
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You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome.
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20th May 2013, 21:54 | #273 |
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Joo play joor games mang. The men are busy banging real women.
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21st May 2013, 07:59 | #274 |
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I bang mine before/during/after games. This set up was the wench's idea.
I know video games got too complicated for some of you after pong.
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21st May 2013, 10:29 | #275 |
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I did like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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21st May 2013, 11:34 | #276 |
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What's not to like about beating the shit out hookers?
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Don't cry. I said you win. I hooked up an old console a while back. It was fun for like 5 minutes.
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22nd May 2013, 01:18 | #279 |
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I wish I still had all my old consoles, but I jumped ship on Nintendo after the N64, went over to PS.
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22nd May 2013, 09:04 | #280 |
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I don't play consoles very much these days unless it's with the wench; I'm more of a PC gamer. Nintendo has a permahold on me though as I'm a huge fan of the Zelda franchise.
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