27th March 2012, 20:20 | #241 |
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new engine in the z?
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27th March 2012, 20:22 | #242 |
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i scarfed down a can of kipper snacks. been a long time and forgot how deliosioso they were. i think they will have a permanent place in the food stash.
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27th March 2012, 21:24 | #243 |
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Kippered snacks and hot sauce + crackers is a meal.
Really good flavor
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27th March 2012, 22:41 | #244 |
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Those damn triscuit olive oil and cracked pepper crackers go good with anything.
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^^^^ The best.
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crusher I'm still getting fucked, just by a slightly smaller penis. Its kinda like they moved the giant ass raping nigger out of my cell and replaced him with an efeminite white guy who at least kisses my neck before he shoves it in.
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28th March 2012, 13:38 | #247 |
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Re: Random shit thread
Stiffy is your new cellmate?
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Nah, stiffy never gets laid
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Excellent Stiffy joking in this Fred.
Kipper snacks as in smoked herring? Really?
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30th March 2012, 18:31 | #250 |
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The injuns are trying to get us back for that whole genocide thing.
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30th March 2012, 21:59 | #251 |
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Booze production halted this week for scheduled maintenance. Batting .100 for curveballs thrown at me until wet magnetic fluorescent particle non destructive examination discovers supar dupar weird transverse cracking in a critical pressure vessel. I was really hoping for a 7-8 week vacation while a new tank end bell was produced. But they found a new one in Minnysoohhhhta. Queueucue teh boilermakers and their torch. And welder. 1500 lb of dead weight sucks trying to move to/from the second story.
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Batting .100?
Yuo miss lots
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fuck ya |
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You'd probably miss Ps fag
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Fuckin injuns
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ya as in ya. or yes. not ya as in you. our youins. |
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Oh yuo meant yeah.
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17th April 2012, 22:28 | #258 |
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I just took a batch of jerky off the smoker and put it in the dehydrator to finish tonight.
Then I went outside and whiskey peed off my deck while my dags were peeing in the yard. I felt a something touch my foot. Piss was richocheting off the tip of my belt. I'm going to take off my sock and go to bed now. I'm not worried about my belt. But I'll finish watching doomsday preppers first. |
17th April 2012, 23:01 | #259 |
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Channeling Shane tonight eh?
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nah, I could follow that post
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