29th September 2008, 11:55 | #1 |
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Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday evening in Santa Barbara County, Calif. "Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito," California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. "The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times." bla bla bla > . . |
29th September 2008, 12:13 | #2 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
Nice dilated pupils.
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29th September 2008, 16:22 | #3 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
Yeah...looks like someone's been playing with the soma again...
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29th September 2008, 17:42 | #4 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
her eyes aren't that jacked... You aren't fucked up until there is no color other than white and black in your eye.
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29th September 2008, 19:05 | #5 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
Over soma'd girls can't say no
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
Like Jim Lehrer. I swear that guy has no whites to his eyes.
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
I'd hit it even with no eyes.
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30th September 2008, 06:51 | #8 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
For serious dude. She still looks fucking smoking for 47.
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30th September 2008, 19:51 | #9 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
The lighting in that perp-pic sucks, but I'd still leave my family to eat her peach....
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2nd October 2008, 02:25 | #11 |
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Re: Heather Locklear am win for bestest deer-in-headlight impersonation
I fucked her
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