22nd August 2008, 19:10 | #1 |
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i got the dam flu or something
i couldn't make it to school today because the nasty headache i started getting late yesterday evening turned into some gnarly cold/flu right around 1:am
i woke up shaking like a junkie freezing cold while my entire body was in pain and my throat felt like it was lined with barbed wire. my head was pounding like a jackhammer and someone seems to have installed some sort of invisible c-clamps on my temples and my nose and tightened them up like a gorilla. i tossed and turned in bed in agony until i finally got up at 7:am to take a shitload of drugs. i've been burning up but i'm about to swing into freezing cold and shaking mode here in a few minutes which should last a couple hours until all the sudden i get super hot and start sweating for no reason. is this menopause |
22nd August 2008, 19:11 | #2 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
also i was supposed to go shoot special effects all day on a green screen and i fucking missed it
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
Rookie. It's the DT's, drink more alcohol and they'll go away. |
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22nd August 2008, 21:42 | #4 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
school?? you go to school? what school?
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22nd August 2008, 22:47 | #5 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
Take some Tavist D. Drink half a bottle of Nyquil. Then drink a pot of coffee. Then post.
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23rd August 2008, 05:47 | #6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
i might do this tonight. also i made a deal with kevin the brewer 2 days ago that if i helped him move this morning, my kegerator would never be dry. now i have to tell him i'm too fucked up to help. |
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23rd August 2008, 10:47 | #7 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
you're letting a cold stop you from free beer? moron. get up, get moving. I had to move into my house the day after new years eve in 99...and after drinking 2.5 (yes 2.5) bottles of champagne, along with about 6 beers or so (they tell me). I couldn't even see straight the next day, and I did it.
all I got out of it was a house...you get free beer. Get the lead out son. |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
This is the most sound advice you have ever given.
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25th August 2008, 07:55 | #9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
make sure mommy writes you a note so the teacher knows you're sick, and not just skipping 4th period social studies.
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25th August 2008, 14:36 | #10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
teach yelled at my classmates. WHERE'S SHORTY DAMMIT AM I GOING TO HAVE TO RING HIS NECK ALREADY he's pretty hardcore like that |
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26th August 2008, 03:17 | #11 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
fuckin a man I'm all cold and shivering on the couch and I think somebody kicked me in the ribs while i was sleepin.
i had a sore throat yesterday and i swear i had enough whiskey before i went to bed that it was disenfected. august flu WTF |
26th August 2008, 06:40 | #12 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
this is what happens when the kids are back in school. Germapalooza, nobody is safe.
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26th August 2008, 07:08 | #13 |
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Re: i got the dam flu or something
It's the Avian SARS flu!
Don't worry, it's less deadly than the real flu.
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