19th August 2008, 13:06 | #1 |
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James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Heavy-metal fence flap in Terra Linda
HEAVY-METAL superstar James Hetfield of the band Metallica has erected a metal fence on his property on a Terra Linda hilltop, closing off a popular trail and angering hikers, bikers and equestrians. Someone scrawled "SHAME DISGRACE" on the 300-foot-long, 8-to 10-foot-high corrugated metal silver fence adorned with barbed wire at its far edges. "Look at the barbed wire. This a serious fence," said hiker Tom McMillan of San Rafael, as he walked along the shiny behemoth late last week. The fence, at the end of a fire road in the Terra Linda-Sleepy Hollow Divide open space preserve, went up in its present configuration in the past several weeks, according to trail users. For one of the few times in recent memory, bikers, hikers and equestrians - groups often at odds on trail access issues - are coming together to criticize the fence, saying it blocks access from the Luiz Ranch Fire Road that dates back more than 50 years. "I now have to get on the road with cars and go another three to seven miles to get to where I want to go," said biker David Lazarini of San Rafael. "It was always open, and it has changed suddenly." heh. Good fences make good neighbors >> . . |
19th August 2008, 13:32 | #2 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
someone needs to hire a few monkeys to fling shit at those guys.
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19th August 2008, 13:38 | #3 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
what a faggot
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
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19th August 2008, 14:41 | #5 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Hey. He bought the land.
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
I have to agree. The faggots are the one who allowed private ownership of a de facto fucking road. Now, Hetfield is a cockface because he knew the trail was on the property or should have known during due diligence, etc while buying, and they should have sorted some shit out but he probably said "fuck them I'm in Metallica". |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Well, he doesn't want fans tromping through his petunias while he and Lars prance around naked with Billy Ocean.
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19th August 2008, 15:10 | #8 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
I dunno about KKKalifonia law but around here if that road had been in place for more than 15 years it would have to remain open through adverse possession.
Too bad all of our lawyers here turned out to be such shitbags...
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Perry you dirty cocksucker media cunt like spinmeister
here's the rest of the fucking story.
So the whining cocksuckers were vandalizing his shit, so fuck them. AND there is a history of public access to the property which there's probably some fucking law about having to be maintained - like if you fuck up your fence line and it's like that for 10 years, then you correct your fence line your neighbor can say fuck you that's my land now - there's some cocksucker real estate bullshit term for that. edit that Hondo knows because he must know some cocksuckers (literal meaning) in real estate. And lastly Mr. Hetfield: giving away some land isn't going to make your new albums suck any less. |
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19th August 2008, 15:18 | #10 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Wasn't this an episode of King of the Hill?
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No..just a lot of family that was good at moving fencelines when nobody was around.
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
LOL, way to shoot the messenger. At least you followed the link I provided. |
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24th August 2008, 10:48 | #13 |
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
Personally, I don't give a shit about Hetfield, the vandals, nor the people who want to use that road.
In fact, I am confident that if they all died gruesome horrible deaths today, that I would be completely unaffected.
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
I concur. I assume you, Zeno, have the means. Make it so.
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Re: James Hetfield for Border Security Czar!
the Vandals are still around?
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