becks and posh move to hollyweird - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

bologna.com · 14th January 2007, 08:23

Scientology's chief cheerleader Tom Cruise helped tempt David Beckham to L.A., fueling speculation the soccer ace and his wife may become the church's next celebrity converts. Beckham said yesterday a late-night phone chat with the "Mission: Impossible" star helped seal his decision to move stateside.

The soccer great and his wife, Victoria (Posh Spice) Beckham, are close buddies with Cruise and his spouse, Katie Holmes.

"I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before," Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

"I asked him for his advice. ... He's a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that's a big favor," Beckham said.

"He couldn't speak any higher than what he was saying about L.A."

Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends.

And she is lined up to play an alien bride in "The Thetan," a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

bologna.com · 14th January 2007, 08:25

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	"I asked him for his advice. ... He's a very wise man

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	And she is lined up to play an alien bride in "The Thetan," a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

taco · 14th January 2007, 10:10

Dude, fucking classic.

Looks like a fucking alien already, she'll do well at making an ass of herself i would guess.

snakenaz · 14th January 2007, 18:37

The media crush here in LA is already out of control for these people.

It's all-Beckham, all the time. TV and radio.

taco · 14th January 2007, 19:22

I hope every faggot futbol loving beaner and euro-homo watched Reggie Bush get fucking WHACKED, then get up and play and harder.

And people wonder why soccer is for 8 year olds and queers.

Nebraskababe · 14th January 2007, 21:04

We have nothing better to read about than an ex-footballer and his no talent anorexic wife moving to the states? God Bless America.

Phix · 15th January 2007, 08:02

Fuck Hollywood.

And the MLS.

taco · 15th January 2007, 10:14

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	And the MLS.

Zat where you list your house for sale?

Phix · 15th January 2007, 10:27

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	Zat where you list your house for sale?

Major League Soccer.

Don't know what that's got to do with house listings.

taco · 15th January 2007, 10:59

google mls

Phix · 15th January 2007, 11:00

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	google mls

Ignoring the Google Ads...

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taco · 15th January 2007, 11:05

Ignoring the soccer shit...

MLS multiple listing service or some shit.

My house is on there. Buy it.

Phix · 15th January 2007, 11:57

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	Ignoring the soccer shit... MLS multiple listing service or some shit. My house is on there. Buy it.

And live in Mexico City? Fuck that.

iczorro · 15th January 2007, 13:44

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	And she is lined up to play an alien bride in "The Thetan," a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

Oh sweet Jesus, I hope this bombs like Fat Man and Little Boy.

maladjusted · 15th January 2007, 14:40

so far the only thing I care about in this thread is that broad's freakishly hard looking fake boobies.

Phix · 15th January 2007, 14:42

Her husband kicks them like a soccer ball. She had to make sure they could take the beating

14th January 2007, 08:23	#1
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	becks and posh move to hollyweird Scientology's chief cheerleader Tom Cruise helped tempt David Beckham to L.A., fueling speculation the soccer ace and his wife may become the church's next celebrity converts. Beckham said yesterday a late-night phone chat with the "Mission: Impossible" star helped seal his decision to move stateside. The soccer great and his wife, Victoria (Posh Spice) Beckham, are close buddies with Cruise and his spouse, Katie Holmes. "I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before," Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy. "I asked him for his advice. ... He's a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that's a big favor," Beckham said. "He couldn't speak any higher than what he was saying about L.A." Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends. And she is lined up to play an alien bride in "The Thetan," a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans. __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."

14th January 2007, 10:10	#3
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird Dude, fucking classic. Looks like a fucking alien already, she'll do well at making an ass of herself i would guess. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

14th January 2007, 18:37	#4
snakenaz Pollo Non Grata I'm this close to silently protesting. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: OC/FYN Posts: 540	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird The media crush here in LA is already out of control for these people. It's all-Beckham, all the time. TV and radio. __________________ I’m just not your kind. ---oneL and Dave

14th January 2007, 19:22	#5
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird I hope every faggot futbol loving beaner and euro-homo watched Reggie Bush get fucking WHACKED, then get up and play and harder. And people wonder why soccer is for 8 year olds and queers. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

14th January 2007, 21:04	#6
Nebraskababe Pretend I still look like this... Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,925	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird We have nothing better to read about than an ex-footballer and his no talent anorexic wife moving to the states? God Bless America.

15th January 2007, 08:02	#7
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird Fuck Hollywood. And the MLS. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

15th January 2007, 10:59	#10
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird google mls __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

15th January 2007, 11:05	#12
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird Ignoring the soccer shit... MLS multiple listing service or some shit. My house is on there. Buy it. __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

15th January 2007, 14:42	#16
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: becks and posh move to hollyweird Her husband kicks them like a soccer ball. She had to make sure they could take the beating __________________ CPE 1704 TKS