14th March 2006, 07:12 | #1 |
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TEH BIRD FLU IS COMING!!!
But we'll be ok...
U.S. spy satellites are tracking the infected flocks, which started in Asia and are now heading north to Siberia and Alaska, where they will soon mingle with flocks from the North American flyways.
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14th March 2006, 07:13 | #2 |
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'Cuz we don't have any other kind of satellites other than spy, war, defense, and sekret.
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14th March 2006, 07:14 | #3 |
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Make sure to put plenty of canned tuna and powdered milk under your beds...
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Your doomsday food stores should be kept someplace cool if possible. Cellars and under the house crawlspaces are often ideal, just take steps to control moisture. THe heated spaces of your home will increase the speed at which stored foods degrade. |
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14th March 2006, 10:50 | #5 |
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Jesus fuck, the fagg0t from the government actually did say store tuna and powdered milk under your bed.
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Yeah cause everyone knows you fatfucks can't keep food around long enough to survive a disaster.
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14th March 2006, 11:20 | #7 |
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How many days of food do you have in case of an emergency, Stiffy?
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14th March 2006, 11:43 | #8 |
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We have several weeks worth of food if we ration it like normal people. We only have about a 6 hour supply if we ration it like a Maladjusted pig.
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14th March 2006, 11:52 | #9 |
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Who gets to keep the emergency supplies when she kicks you out?
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14th March 2006, 12:02 | #10 |
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Can I hang out at your place if I bring you a couple cases of twinkies?
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Per day. |
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15th March 2006, 12:47 | #12 |
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15th March 2006, 13:16 | #13 |
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For whatever it's worth, my father, a surgeon, told me that he's pretty scared by the bird flu. He's never made such a comment about a communicable disease before. Sure, when I was but a lad he gave me warnings about STDs including AIDS, but I've never heard him voice concerns about something along these lines. He said it has the potential to make the 1918 epidemic look like the common cold.
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15th March 2006, 13:23 | #14 |
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this article I WROTE tells a different story
There's good news about the so-called Hong Kong avian flu. It won't turn you into a bird. Actually, there's lots of good news, but you wouldn't know it from reading the papers or watching the networks. Alas, once again the urge to sensationalize health news has made the media feverish. "Race to Prevent World Epidemic of Lethal 'Bird Flu,' " and "Hong Kong 'Bird Flu' Could Be the Next Big Outbreak," blare the headlines. NBC News tells us that "what is frightening about this flu strain is that it is unlike any that has infected people before." We repeatedly hear of this new "deadly flu," or "killer flu." My favorite headline is "Mutant Killer Virus." Now, for a shot of reality. All forms of influenza are "mutant killer viruses." Flu always mutates at least slightly each year. That's why you need an annual flu shot: The antibodies that you got from the last one (or from the bout of flu you had last year) will no longer afford you full protection from the new strain. A flu that didn't kill would never be noticed. It would be one of countless viruses we carry around that do us little or no harm. Each year on average, some 20,000 Americans die of flu. And of course, by definition the flu is a virus. What's more, all flu is probably "avian." The reason we get the flu is that it is routinely carried around in ducks, and sometimes geese and chickens. These birds usually suffer little from it or not at all. It spreads to humans when bird feces infect a water supply, or through domesticated animals, usually pigs. So what should we be concerned about with this or any other new flu strain? Three factors bear consideration. First, how dramatically different is it from previous strains? Second, how contagious is it? Third, how severe is it? The first factor is the only one of real concern with the virus at hand. As noted, each year influenza alters itself at least slightly. If the mutation is just slight, the exposure we got to previous strains either through shots or the disease itself will probably afford some protection. We won't get as sick as we otherwise might; if we're lucky, we won't get sick at all. These slight changes in the virus are called "drifts." But every so often -- five times this century -- the virus has mutated drastically, in what is called a "shift." When this happens, it's a whole new ball game for your immune system. Chances are you will get sicker than you would otherwise. The elderly and those already sick will have a greater chance of death. The last such shift that became a pandemic (an epidemic that strikes more than one country) was the Hong Kong flu of 1968-69, in which 34,000 Americans died. This new flu has been verified to be a bona fide shift. But that's been the only major cause for worry. Consider factor two. There is no evidence that this strain is highly contagious. Indeed, many of the researchers studying it believe they have yet to see it transmitted from person to person at all, though in one case a health care worker with extensive contact with a victim later developed antibodies to the virus. And since Hong Kong is one of the most crowded places on earth, "the efficiency of transmission from human to human should not be high, or there should be hundreds of thousands of such cases in the territory by now," notes Hong Kong's health director. Finally, there is the issue of deadliness. Repeatedly we see invoked the deadliest flu epidemic in history, the so-called Spanish influenza that killed more than 20 million people world-wide, including half a million Americans, in 1918-19. Horrible stuff, not to mention a slur on Spain, since the first recorded cases were in the U.S. But so far, the new flu's deadliness appears to be about average, with four deaths to date out of 17 confirmed cases, three suspected cases, and probably a number of cases too mild even to come to the attention of medical authorities. Besides, 1998 is not 1918. At that time World War I was just ending and there was tremendous confusion everywhere. Military camps were packed like Tokyo subway cars. Penicillin's disease-fighting properties had yet to be discovered; today we have a huge number of antibiotics to treat secondary bacterial infections. We even have two drugs that act directly against the flu virus, with two more highly promising ones in the pipeline. Finally, there was no flu vaccine then. True, this strain could catch us off guard next flu season (in even the worst case it's too late to do much damage this flu season), but then it would be a matter of quickly making batches of the vaccine and allocating the first ones to the elderly and sick. The mere fact that this is a "shifted" virus strain justifies our having sent our top researchers to Hong Kong to study it, and even to make emergency contingency plans. But exaggerating the risks of a deadly flu pandemic and failing to point out that medical science has advanced tremendously since 1968 -- much less 1918 -- can do little more than cause an hysteria pandemic. |
15th March 2006, 13:39 | #15 |
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Well put.
I hope all the pigeons die a miserable death. Should anyone be worried about this jumping to a human? Yes. If you raise poultry and roll in their feces you might have a problem. But, if that's your fancy than the flu should be the least of your concerns.
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15th March 2006, 13:42 | #16 |
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I got the bird flu about a week ago, I'm fine now...
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15th March 2006, 14:02 | #17 |
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i didn't really write that<- mouse here for HUGE suprise
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15th March 2006, 15:22 | #18 |
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I only read the first and last lines of Hung's post.
I'm sure you meant a hysteria pandemic. You only use an before h words that start w/ vowel sounds, for example "an hour". Otherwise I could really give a fuck. Also when can we have a thread about ways Coverbandfagg0tACF works his daddy being a doctor into conversations to make himself seem like less of a doosh? Do we have to wait for the 3rd time, or can we jump his shit the next time he does it? |
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Anal retentive assface.
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15th March 2006, 16:02 | #20 |
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Pot...kettle...
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