15th December 2005, 20:13 | #1 |
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I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Hello Mr. 0v3r, I'm Michelle Españolname calling from The Public Employee Union.
O rly? Which run off candidate does the public employee union want me to vote for? Melissa Gonzales. OK, I'll vote for the other guy! Thanks! |
15th December 2005, 20:17 | #2 |
don't tax me bro
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Like you would have voted for a female anyway...
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15th December 2005, 20:25 | #3 |
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Anyone suported by a public employee union is gonna vote to increase spending on public employees. I'm of the mind that there should be VERY VERY few public employees and they should get paid on par with their private sector counterparts. A city painter in San Diego earns 48K annually with full benies and retirement. A FUCKIGN PAINTER.
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15th December 2005, 20:35 | #4 |
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
also: I'd vote for any woman who held my beliefs and/or my penis
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don't tax me bro
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Good for him, I hope he shits on your lawn.
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15th December 2005, 22:08 | #6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
GO TO JAIL
I'm *this* close to silently protesting.
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15th December 2005, 22:15 | #7 |
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I don't mind. I'd have my privately contracted gardener clean it up. He makes $7 an hour. No bennies, no retirement. Because that's what the market says he's worth. If I had a city gardener he'd show up every 2 months for 20 minutes, pretend not to see the shit on my lawn, and if i called him on it he'd run to the union and i'd have a formal complaint filed against me.
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
What does your gardener garden? The driveway? Maybe he can help I'n.
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don't tax me bro
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Real men have a Hatchet and a Shovel.
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I'll knock your chicklets hella the fuck out
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Re: I just got a call from a political telemarketer.
Bullshit. There are two kinds of men in this world. Those with guns and those who dig. You dig.
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Hella gort maringa
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I guess I'm both kinds then.
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