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It will have teh bitter 0 0%
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You should have drunk it back then. 3 20.00%
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Old 1st December 2008, 06:53   #1
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Alcohol science...

I've a got a question and I reckon you blokes are the best people on the planet to ask.

I've got a hip flask of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky dated from 1987 which was given to me on my 18th birthday by my best mate. I said back then, "Mate I'm not gonna drink this now. I'm gonna share it with you on my 40th."

So I still have it and the mate and next July I hit the end game.

Do you think this shit will be fine as hell or got teh bitter?

Your expertise is sought...
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Old 1st December 2008, 06:56   #2
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probably tastes like jim beam.
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Old 1st December 2008, 06:57   #3
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Re: Alcohol science...

Jew mean fine as hell then...
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Re: Alcohol science...

whiskey doesn't age in a flask it ages in a cask.

it probably tastes real bad.
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Old 1st December 2008, 09:25   #5
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Re: Alcohol science...

After a couple shots it won't matter. It should be fine.
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it probably tastes real bad.

no it will taste like teh Jim Beam.



No better, no worse than a brand new bottle, I reckon.
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Re: Alcohol science...

JIMMAH BEANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= teh goodies.....
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Re: Alcohol science...

Jim Beam brings back fond memories of my first marriage. The groomsmen kidnapped me, took me to a bar, and got me fucked up on the Jim Beam. I'm not sure how many shots I had, but I know my mother-in-law gave me several disapproving glances. Bitch.
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Re: Alcohol science...

No, none of them fucked me Rob. I know it's hard to believe, but I was once a shy, virginal, innocent young woman. ;-)
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When you were what? 9?
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Re: Alcohol science...

Plus it's a hip flask that's like what, a shot?
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Re: Alcohol science...

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Plus it's a hip flask that's like what, a shot?

There'll be plenty of back up. CC work in the alcohol industry now, we are getting lots of grog for free these daze.
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There'll be plenty of back up. CC work in the alcohol industry now, we are getting lots of grog for free these daze.

Road trip to Rooville. Who's driving?
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Re: Alcohol science...

Also... Drink until you're blind. That's the Snake way!

Or a heart attack. Whichever comes first.
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