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taco · 7th March 2007, 15:27

Thing out dangling over the Grand Canyon.

I think its fucking stupid, however these comments left on the website are goddamn funny.

http://www.azcentral.com/business/ar...kywalk-ON.html

taco · 7th March 2007, 15:34

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	I don't understand why it is so expensive? Can't they just steal cars and sell cigarettes like the other injuns?(Jeff3844, March 7, 2007 01:14PM)

taco · 7th March 2007, 15:36

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	OK, so I think the first "Skywalk" joke should start something like this.... "These two Hualapai indian’s are walking out onto the deserted wind-swept Skywalk, one with a fifth of vodka and the other with a hand full of casino chips. The one with the vodka takes a big swig, looks down at the canyon floor, and then turns to the one with the chips in his hands and says....

Phix · 7th March 2007, 15:40

comedy gold!

taco · 7th March 2007, 15:50

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	Yeah you are right 4161. Next time I need four stents placed in my heart I'll send off to Canada for the "Do it at home heart surgery by mail kit". The kit reads like this "Developed especially for those who have to wait 5 years because of the socialistic Canadian health care system. Don't wait just do it yourself!" All the illegal aliens that are crossing like rats into the US are heading straight north to Canada aren't they? None of them would stay here, surely they would head to Canada if it were so great. Even uneducated hispanics know where the best place to be is 4161.(kt228, March 7, 2007 12:06PM)

sandman · 7th March 2007, 15:54

oh, the ironing...

Does the $75 include a parachute?

maladjusted · 7th March 2007, 17:10

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Originally Posted by sandman


	oh, the ironing... Does the $75 include a parachute?

Stupid fucking injun skywalk: $29,000,000 in gambling proceeds

Ticket and booties: $75

Yelling GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
as you reach terminal velocity before splatting to death: priceless

Phix · 8th March 2007, 07:52

I'm sure they'll be offering to *push* the white man off for an extra $75.

I hate Indian Casinos and all their bullshit lawsuits that have been raking New York State over the coals. They've been taking treaties that they signed with the Dutch and the French in the 1600s to court and winning land for casinos in NY State. One tribe, in Oklahoma is sueing for "hunting rights" any time of year, any time of day, even in cities, or schools, parks, or private property for ALL of upstate New York.......... or they'll drop the lawsuit if they're given land for a casino in the Catskill mountains.

Indian casinos should be burned to the ground.

Rooflechicken · 25th March 2007, 17:55

the injuns here can hunt anywhere anytime, they don't except for moose, but they can.

Phix · 26th March 2007, 07:38

You see though, they use it as a threat. These are a tribe that have lived in Oklahoma for over a hundred years. They want to hunt where they used to live. But here's the kicker, they're picking a large part of New York that they never lived in. And then demanding land for a casino in another part that they never lived in.

But fat old ladies keep throwing $100s into their slot machines and feeding the indian lawyers for more and more casinos.

Fuck 'em.

In one of another tribe's lawsuits, they sued to get their land back and kick everyone off of it. This was around the Finger Lakes of New York state, which has 80% of New York's wineries. It's extortion... all fueled by casino cash.

Fuck that. I'd rather a faceless corporation construct a casino (and allow people to buy shares in it) than some faggot assholes with a 300 year old grudge start frivolous lawsuits in order to get land for a casino.

27th March 2007, 13:46

it was all their land in the first place, before the white man took it away from them.

bologna.com · 29th March 2007, 13:25

teh white man just took land they weren't using and didn't want anyways...

they wanted the colored beads...

7th March 2007, 15:27	#1
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue Thing out dangling over the Grand Canyon. I think its fucking stupid, however these comments left on the website are goddamn funny. http://www.azcentral.com/business/ar...kywalk-ON.html __________________ [QUOTE-shiggity shane]I'm only as stupid as money can get me what I need, then I look good.[/quote]

7th March 2007, 15:40	#4
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue comedy gold! __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

7th March 2007, 15:54	#6
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue oh, the ironing... Does the $75 include a parachute?

8th March 2007, 07:52	#8
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue I'm sure they'll be offering to push the white man off for an extra $75. I hate Indian Casinos and all their bullshit lawsuits that have been raking New York State over the coals. They've been taking treaties that they signed with the Dutch and the French in the 1600s to court and winning land for casinos in NY State. One tribe, in Oklahoma is sueing for "hunting rights" any time of year, any time of day, even in cities, or schools, parks, or private property for ALL of upstate New York.......... or they'll drop the lawsuit if they're given land for a casino in the Catskill mountains. Indian casinos should be burned to the ground. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

26th March 2007, 07:38	#10
Phix Cheesus Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,575	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue You see though, they use it as a threat. These are a tribe that have lived in Oklahoma for over a hundred years. They want to hunt where they used to live. But here's the kicker, they're picking a large part of New York that they never lived in. And then demanding land for a casino in another part that they never lived in. But fat old ladies keep throwing $100s into their slot machines and feeding the indian lawyers for more and more casinos. Fuck 'em. In one of another tribe's lawsuits, they sued to get their land back and kick everyone off of it. This was around the Finger Lakes of New York state, which has 80% of New York's wineries. It's extortion... all fueled by casino cash. Fuck that. I'd rather a faceless corporation construct a casino (and allow people to buy shares in it) than some faggot assholes with a 300 year old grudge start frivolous lawsuits in order to get land for a casino. __________________ CPE 1704 TKS

27th March 2007, 13:46	#11
Unregistered Posts: n/a	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue it was all their land in the first place, before the white man took it away from them.

29th March 2007, 13:25	#12
bologna.com Retard Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,061	Re: firewater guzzling natives extend glass tongue teh white man just took land they weren't using and didn't want anyways... they wanted the colored beads... __________________ Like my buddy Skeeter said... "dude, you sure you want to contact her? She tried to kill you with a Jeep..."