trolleys are gay - Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

taco · 4th August 2008, 23:08

Here is sit in san francisco, listening to the wind howling through the cracks in my 23rd floor hotel room and occasionally i hear a trolley bell.

Trolleys are gay. It's like a faggort train with bells and shit.

Some old lady was farting rotting flesh from her ass in front of me on the plane ride over. I think she died in the inside and rotten gas was escaping from her hammered anus. Or, it could have been the stink from the two on-board movies presented to me on my 6 hour journy, "be kind please rewind" and "Nims Island".

barf, shitfart, puke, vomit.

The BART is a pile of shit. WHAT THE FUCK is the noise it makes? Holy shit pass the ear muffs, it's going to make me goddamn deaf. It sounds like it is scraping the fucking cement wall at 40mph.

maladjusted · 4th August 2008, 23:35

You're in San Francisco. None of what you typed is surprising.

Nevertheless, be happy you aren't in Lancaster, where I was last week.

taco · 5th August 2008, 08:18

Lancaster, California City and all the dried up parched earth in between all suck mammoth testicles.

Had eyetalian eats last night. Looking for delicious stakes for tonight or tomorrow. Holler if ya'll have some suggestions.

sandman · 5th August 2008, 08:44

Trolleys are gay but they're part of Gay Francisco's history - a Perfect fit.

Go check out the waterfront. I ate seafood at a big restaurant on the water that you could see Alcatraz from.

maladjusted · 5th August 2008, 09:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by taco


	Holler if ya'll have some suggestions.

I have one!

Go fuck yourself.

I've never really spent any time in faggot town by the bay. Ask Stiffy. I'm sure he can recommend a bath house or an anal massage emporium.

Rooflechicken · 5th August 2008, 19:29

The Cliffhouse on Ocean was good 20 years ago. The place Perry is taking about is ok but its on Pier 39 which is touristy as hell. I recommend Broadway, its a good freakshow. Also, Polk Street can be interesting, down around the civic center outside of Chinatown. Van Ness has a lot of good restauranty shit too if I recall. Go to the tenderloin for drugs and hookers, not for steaks.

Rooflechicken · 5th August 2008, 19:30

I'll give you 10 bucks for a pic of you at Kimo's Bar.

Rooflechicken · 5th August 2008, 19:31

there are no trolleys in SF

taco · 5th August 2008, 22:40

the wind is hammering my hotel room.

dinner was served at the first bar we hit and decided to stay, a small irish pub with funny looking san francisco people all dressed like it's winter and shit.

All these motherbitches have on scarves and hoodies and wool coats and hats and shit.

thin skinned sallies i tell ya.

And what the fuck is up with trade shows lately? Both in NYC and here we had homeless looking motherfuckers come by our booth sucking down our candy like trick or treaters on halloween. It looked like someone gave out free exhibition passes to to a homeless shelter and they bussed them all in or some shit.

fucking mongrels scarfed up all our eats. And we had a multi-pack selection of candies that included boxes of milk duds. Old people with dentures trying to eat milk duds?

muck. yuck.

4th August 2008, 23:08	#1
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	trolleys are gay Here is sit in san francisco, listening to the wind howling through the cracks in my 23rd floor hotel room and occasionally i hear a trolley bell. Trolleys are gay. It's like a faggort train with bells and shit. Some old lady was farting rotting flesh from her ass in front of me on the plane ride over. I think she died in the inside and rotten gas was escaping from her hammered anus. Or, it could have been the stink from the two on-board movies presented to me on my 6 hour journy, "be kind please rewind" and "Nims Island". barf, shitfart, puke, vomit. The BART is a pile of shit. WHAT THE FUCK is the noise it makes? Holy shit pass the ear muffs, it's going to make me goddamn deaf. It sounds like it is scraping the fucking cement wall at 40mph.

4th August 2008, 23:35	#2
maladjusted Hellappotamus Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,070	Re: trolleys are gay You're in San Francisco. None of what you typed is surprising. Nevertheless, be happy you aren't in Lancaster, where I was last week.

5th August 2008, 08:18	#3
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: trolleys are gay Lancaster, California City and all the dried up parched earth in between all suck mammoth testicles. Had eyetalian eats last night. Looking for delicious stakes for tonight or tomorrow. Holler if ya'll have some suggestions.

5th August 2008, 08:44	#4
sandman Upon us all a little rain must fall. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: U.S. of K.K.K.A Posts: 5,502	Re: trolleys are gay Trolleys are gay but they're part of Gay Francisco's history - a Perfect fit. Go check out the waterfront. I ate seafood at a big restaurant on the water that you could see Alcatraz from.

5th August 2008, 22:40	#9
taco don't tax me bro Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,175	Re: trolleys are gay the wind is hammering my hotel room. dinner was served at the first bar we hit and decided to stay, a small irish pub with funny looking san francisco people all dressed like it's winter and shit. All these motherbitches have on scarves and hoodies and wool coats and hats and shit. thin skinned sallies i tell ya. And what the fuck is up with trade shows lately? Both in NYC and here we had homeless looking motherfuckers come by our booth sucking down our candy like trick or treaters on halloween. It looked like someone gave out free exhibition passes to to a homeless shelter and they bussed them all in or some shit. fucking mongrels scarfed up all our eats. And we had a multi-pack selection of candies that included boxes of milk duds. Old people with dentures trying to eat milk duds? muck. yuck.