finally got some answers - a week later.
the bartender took me home, she said i was wasted but funny. still dont know how i got in my house, but i only got in to about 5% of the trouble i thought i got in to so thats awesome.
i guess i only made out with the random girl. i was pretty sure i didnt bang her but now i'm almost positive so thats way good too.
i'm still quitting.
ALSO: hey jim do any of your
sources have anything about jagermeister actually being rebranded nyquil?