My fucking kid
Yeah my smartass is sofa king genetic its not even funny.
My sister had thanksgiving dinner today, cause yeah. So I made some mention of getting blamed for something because I'm black, as I do. So about half way through dinner the kid makes a joke about how I get to vote but it doesn't count because I'm black.
I almost fell over.
He can't even help it, its genetic. I wish I could re create the whole thing because my uber religious mother about fell the fuck over. I had to repeat what he said cause nobody but me heard it and I was literally tearing up at the fucking table.
I told him to never repeat the funniest thing he has ever said again.
I am a horrible father.
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In memory of Johnny
One life I'm gonna live it up
I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough
Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud
I'm on top as long as the music's loud
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