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maladjusted

29th December 2005 10:20

ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

Deer Chikkin:

Please read the first item here:

http://www.2spare.com/item_39909.aspx

which is:

Quote:

You can Hypnotize Chickens

A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.

If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

SCIENCE needs you to perform chikkin hypnotizing experimentations in order to veracify or disproofify this hypothogen.

Please go and try to hypnotify a chikkin immediately and report back.

Thankyuo.

PS extra credit for video.

DieHippy

29th December 2005 10:23

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

yes

plz help science.

and take picturz

bologna.com

29th December 2005 10:29

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

Most definately help teh science plzkthxbi...

Rooflechicken

29th December 2005 10:42

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

OK, I can give it a shot, but I'll also inform you that chickens are pretty much hypnotized by just holding them by the feet.

maladjusted

29th December 2005 23:42

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

WHERE IS THAT REPORT?

Hondo

30th December 2005 02:06

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted

WHERE IS THAT REPORT?

My money's on him falling asleep again instead of coming through in the clutch.

maladjusted

30th December 2005 08:23

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

Stiffy

30th December 2005 09:05

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

Even bettar ideer: Try this technique on LC.

L.C.	30th December 2005 09:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stiffy

Even bettar ideer: Try this technique on LC.

He doesn't need this technique for me...I have Flexeril and Lortab.

(Shut up Mal)

maladjusted

30th December 2005 09:51

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

Too bad he'd rather sleep.

You could find a boyfriend who likes women, you know.

L.C.	30th December 2005 09:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted

Too bad he'd rather sleep.

You could find a boyfriend who likes women, you know.

Umm...with my track record? Unpossible.

Rooflechicken

30th December 2005 10:05

Re: ATTN: CHIKKIN! Science needs YOU!

I didn't even think about trying to hypnotize a chicken last night. Also, it was fucking dark.

I get home and LC is all snakered on teh pills so I touched her no no's while she was passed out.

Stiffy

30th December 2005 10:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

I didn't even think about trying to hypnotize a chicken last night. Also, it was fucking dark.

I get home and LC is all snakered on teh pills so I touched her no no's while she was passed out.

Well...did you?

Rooflechicken

30th December 2005 10:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stiffy

Well...did you?

I just said what I did, doc.

Stiffy

30th December 2005 10:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

I just said what I did, doc.

You just touched? I'm revoking your dude card.

maladjusted

30th December 2005 17:34

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Those drugs should relax all orifices.

*cough*:a2m:*cough*

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