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taco 1st August 2005 14:40

Islam is a pile of shit II
 
leeched.

Quote:

Basics of Islam
This is a must read -- it's short but Very informative!
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in
the
United
States, especially in the minority races!
Allah or Jesus?
by Rick Mathes
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for
maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training
session
there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman
Catholic,
Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.
The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete
with
a
video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and
answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
"Please,
correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and
clerics of
Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of
the
world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all
Muslims,
they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you
give
me
the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation,
he
replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All
followers of
Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith
so
they
can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command
to
that
of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the
cookie
jar.
He sheepishly replied, "Yes."
I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine
Pope
John
Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr.
Stanley
ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"
The Imam was speechless.
I continued, "I also have a problem with being your friend when you
and
your
brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask
you a
question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me
in
order
to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am
going
to
Heaven and He wants you to be with me?"
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the
"Diversification"
training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the
Islamic
Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.
I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with
the
liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way
this
will be widely publicized.

Hung0v3r 1st August 2005 14:43

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Rooflechicken 1st August 2005 14:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung0v3r
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taco 1st August 2005 15:05

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its not nigerian

Julius 1st August 2005 21:36

Re: Islam is a pile of shit II
 
Two Middle east mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint
of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me ." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18, she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully

at the photographs and says... * ...
....
.....
......

They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Nebraskababe 1st August 2005 22:16

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Hung0v3r 2nd August 2005 10:47

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