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AnimalChin

17th December 2008 09:39

i want a car

i'm pissed about driving a truck (again)

my last car experiment was fun but failed.

i want something sporty and fun to drive but with great gas milage so i guess i want something that doesn't exist.

i get stuck moving shit for everone, my gas milage blows, it's only a 2-door so i can't take friends with me, etc.

i was thinking one of those gay little toyota matrixes or something.

i really want a VW but their milage sucks.

any ideas?

binky_snoosh

17th December 2008 09:50

Re: i want a car

'93 honda civic...

I could cut you a good deal... it's got 255K (158500 miles) on it, and "some" rust. cup holders are broken.

maladjusted

17th December 2008 12:37

Re: i want a car

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin (Post 254417)

any ideas?

fuck it, kill him

Phix	17th December 2008 12:45

Re: i want a car

Get a mini cooper and lose your anal virginity.

Soulslayer

17th December 2008 12:54

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DieHippy

17th December 2008 12:55

Re: i want a car

my friend has a caliber srt4 that he's all gay about. better than a neon i guess. only a little though.

AnimalChin

17th December 2008 13:10

Re: i want a car

i won't do another dodge

Rooflechicken

17th December 2008 14:45

Re: i want a car

corvette truck

maladjusted

17th December 2008 14:47

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Hay dude how's your lame old Corvette?

AnimalChin

18th December 2008 07:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken (Post 254460)

corvette truck

Rooflechicken

18th December 2008 12:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin (Post 254521)

??

My lame old corvette or someone elses lame old corvette?

Its actually amazing how many people hate my car. Its really something I've never experienced before except here. You all made fun of my last Mustang and pretty much everything else but even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

maladjusted

18th December 2008 12:21

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken (Post 254538)

Its actually amazing how many people hate my car.... even in real life people detest my corvette like nothing else.

LOL

Phix	18th December 2008 12:40

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken (Post 254538)

It's the Yellow. Get a few cans of spray paint and fix it.

Maybe paint a nice camouflage pattern.

Rooflechicken

18th December 2008 13:15

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Originally Posted by Phix (Post 254550)

It's the Yellow. Get a few cans of spray paint and fix it.

Maybe paint a nice camouflage pattern.

I bought it because its yellow.

and I don't care if anyone else likes it, its my car

Hondo

18th December 2008 13:36

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Fuck teh haters chikkin. There's nothing wrong with you car.

maladjusted

18th December 2008 13:42

Re: i want a car

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo (Post 254555)

There's nothing wrong with you car that a firebomb couldn't fix.

It's just that lots of dooshbags drive those, or drove them when they were new.

Yours is in great shape and nearly retro.

Maybe one day the masses will think it's "cool".

Also I once owned a Maxima and I'm sorry but I don't think you know hate.

I learned immediately that Maximas are supposedly niggar cars and wigger cars and that I must secretly like black women if I like women at all and that I should probably die immediately.

Of course then people would ride in it and think it was nice.

I just thought it was economical but still pretty fast and I got it really cheap...

But people were all GRR.

I don't get it.

LordOfTheShrooms

18th December 2008 13:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted (Post 254558)

and that I should probably die immediately.

Are you sure this sentiment was just because of the car?

maladjusted

18th December 2008 13:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms (Post 254561)

Are you sure this sentiment was just because of the car?

:cry:

Soulslayer

18th December 2008 14:06

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unpossible. you never owned a maxima.

Quote:

Nissan Maxima Specs

Internal dimensions: front headroom (mm): 1,029, rear headroom (mm): 950, front hip room (mm): 1,405, rear hip room (mm): 1,364, front leg room (mm): 1,138, rear leg room (mm): 919, front shoulder room (mm): 1,445, rear shoulder room (mm): 1,427 and interior volume (liters): 2,888

Soulslayer

18th December 2008 14:07

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and no one hates you because of your car chikken..they all pity you because of your mid-life crisis.

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