i have to quit drinking
i suck at it
i blacked out and made out with a fat girl or something. no idea how i made it home, no idea how i got inside (someone had my keys) i remember going to the 3rd bar feeling just fine, ordering a beer, and then i woke up in my bed. so don't drink if you take a xanax after not eating for 3 days. |
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You succeeded with bipedal navigation and did not require a giant spatula to scrape you off the sidewalk.
So you win the prize and banged a fatty. Achievement 100% :binky: |
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finally got some answers - a week later.
the bartender took me home, she said i was wasted but funny. still dont know how i got in my house, but i only got in to about 5% of the trouble i thought i got in to so thats awesome. i guess i only made out with the random girl. i was pretty sure i didnt bang her but now i'm almost positive so thats way good too. i'm still quitting. ALSO: hey jim do any of your :tinfoil: sources have anything about jagermeister actually being rebranded nyquil? |
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its not the booze, its the pills. pills are bad. quit taking pills and keep drinking
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Stop drinking? Fuck that. You take away alcohol you take away one of the best legal methods of making life tolerable.
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Trust me, I'm pre med. (not really) Pills bad. |
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You blacked out and a bartender (female) took you home.
I am not seeing the problem |
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Exactly. ^^
The police were not even involved..sheesh |
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Did you knock over a cripple? Tell gay jokes to gay people? Spill a beer on some chick's tits to make them sparkly? make a joke about fucking the fat girl within earshot of said fat girl who is the lead guitarists girlfriend? Drive blind ass drunk into the night?
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Mal was trying to make an impression on something other than the pavement.
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He made an impression on the crippled guy...and an impression on Shane. Both of them in turn made an impression on the ground when they crashed into it.
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it drives me crazy blacking out and not having any idea what i did for the 8 hours i was awake and active and vocal in public without any sort of control over myself.
when i drink, i go full bore. i can't ever just have a beer and chill, it's none or 20. and i always black out and fuck something up. |
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I didn't count Shane toppling. That was his fault for
Sister fucking and having no balance. |
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That was tops, Mal. Dan has a cane now, the gays still laugh at you and think you're gay. I missed the sparkly tits. It was the bass player, not the guitarist. Still don't know how the fuck you got to the hotel and back in Gilbert without going to jail. Nice show. |
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