Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

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AnimalChin 31st January 2013 19:45

fucking china
 
i'm going to shanghai for like 10 days and i've never really been out of the country

what the fuck man

seriously i'm going to goddam china. what do i do.

DieHippy 31st January 2013 21:06

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Two chicks at the same time

Hondo 31st January 2013 22:41

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I'd listen to Hippy. He's pre-med.

maladjusted 1st February 2013 01:25

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Seconded. I did that just before Xmas. I still grin thinking about it. it was fuckin great. FUCKING GREAT.

maladjusted 1st February 2013 01:26

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WTF are you doing in Chinastan? Besides breathing in smog and absorbing lead paint.

Get some dim sum.

Stiffy 1st February 2013 07:37

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Find the chink laundry that Julius is trapped in, pee on his face and slap him with a chicken.

AnimalChin 2nd February 2013 10:09

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they have a drunk driving gocart track. seriously it's a bar with a gocart track. they advertise it as a drunk driving gocart track.

Hondo 2nd February 2013 11:56

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Take a chikkin. If you don't have one PM me your address and I'll send you one...since you never respond to you fucking text messages.

maladjusted 2nd February 2013 14:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin (Post 290789)
they have a drunk driving gocart track. seriously it's a bar with a gocart track. they advertise it as a drunk driving gocart track.

We have that here. It's called Montana.

taco 2nd February 2013 23:12

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"Montucky"

AnimalChin 3rd February 2013 16:15

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i'm not taking some gay ass rubber chicken

also mal eats brunch

maladjusted 3rd February 2013 16:25

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Brunch = bourbon drinks at 10:30.

Fuck yeah I eat brunch

And if you don't you're a faggot

Just_call_me_Q 3rd February 2013 16:54

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Why take a chicken to the country that makes them?

Sergeant_Zeno 3rd February 2013 22:51

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In China they advertise whores by nationality and price on their sandwich boards.

Make sure you establish what kind of Asian you want to fuck before you bust open your wallet.

Hondo 4th February 2013 02:04

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You should get Julius' advice on this. Or Phix.

Soulslayer 4th February 2013 19:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin (Post 290794)

also mal eats brunch

does he ever stop eating?

maladjusted 4th February 2013 19:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulslayer (Post 290799)
does he ever stop eating?



Do you ever stop making caller ID jokes?

Rooflechicken 7th February 2013 23:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DieHippy (Post 290775)
Two chicks at the same time

*two chicks who are not hiding penises* at the same time

Rooflechicken 7th February 2013 23:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted (Post 290791)
We have that here. It's called Montana.

yessir

Rooflechicken 7th February 2013 23:41

Re: fucking china
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalChin (Post 290794)
i'm not taking some gay ass rubber chicken

also mal eats brunch

hmmm, youre right its never worked at all ever


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