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well, I can't kill her. Far as I can tell the options are kill her, or get the fuck away. Its been over 15 years of nothing but fucking pain dealing with her. Full support of every crazy fucking thing she can think of by the state leads me to, I am a shitty father. Walking away is all I have left. Its that or eat a fucking bullet.

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soo, are you just staying in montuckey at some apartment or are you looking to room with your dads down at boogie town?

Ride helicopters and bang strippers and cougars in diego?

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I don't have any choice. I can't sell my house cause the market sucks. I can't leave my job because if I do there will certainly not be enough money for them to take from me. I have been effectively handed a prison sentence that ties me down, with no chance of parole. I am now deadbeat dad.

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what happened?

Did she take you back to court because the ugly pony "income" to then futher fuck you for your current paycheck and then got some retroactive money too?

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yes

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Did you call my bud up there yet for help? If not...fucking call him already. I'm pretty sure a D.A. that isn't out to fuck you over would be of some benefit here. I know you're not a system guy but I've know this guy for 30 years....and I'd trust him with anything and everything I own. He's that fucking solid.

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No, I haven't simply because there is nothing he can do. Fuck it.

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Ah...bullshit. You really have nothing to lose by trying. If he can't help you you won't be any worse off than you are now.

Make the fucking phone call man...

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What he said.

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Always, always have a choice. FUCK THAT.

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Dude, everyone here was behind you in the YAY DIVORCE! . You were the one to hold us back and not let us make truthful statements during the election.

Don't ever give up on your kids. Also don't think that you have to kill your ex wife. I realise that she as a prosecutor of a one horse town does not make a lot of enemies with any power, but one day she is bound to come across a real criminal. When that day happens, make sure that he knows all the details of her schedule and current residence. She is in a position to make enemies, when a bad one comes along it is NOT a crime to share info on where you mail child support payments to her.

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Lawyer cunt was a different YAY DIVORCE! , no crotchfruits.

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I'm still going with, fuck it.

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Yeah, I'm that kind of nerd.

(only because it came free with the preorder of the game bundle)

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zat a floppy disc?

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Ya man they come in round shapes now

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my kid drew this

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hahaha I hope it wasn't in school. That's probably grounds for mandatory therapy these days.

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some nice artwork my daughter made

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There is a new law in Montanananana. If your house is a total loss, the insurance company has to pay you the policy limit, not just the value of the broken shower shithole before it accidentally went up in flames while you were hunting on a band trip thereby explaining both where you were when the fire happened and why all your prized possessions were gone at the time.

Being honest and knowing shit like this sucks.