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- The Lt. Allen Swanson Project (http://www.nobigtoe.com/forumdisplay.php?f=44)

- - Dilemma (http://www.nobigtoe.com/showthread.php?t=17365)

Hondo

5th March 2008 14:24

Re: Dilemma

Nevar pass up a 3-way unless she's a total dog or a fatty.

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 14:43

Re: Dilemma

or married and I shouldn't be messin with her in the first place

LordOfTheShrooms

5th March 2008 14:47

Re: Dilemma

If the husband is a freak and ok's it then it's ok.

maladjusted

5th March 2008 14:51

Re: Dilemma

Text her this:

I was wondering how much for a 3-way.

When she replies in some sort of "OMG I can't believe you said that like I'm some sort of whore" send this:

I meant how much would you pay ME?

Hondo

5th March 2008 14:55

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

or married and I shouldn't be messin with her in the first place

Jebus...I guess OneL's guilt trip worked on you. Now that you are appointing her as your moral compass will you stop drinking too? All you need now is a hefty dose of bitterness and you can be the Big Sky version of her...

Phix	5th March 2008 14:55

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by maladjusted

Text her this:

I was wondering how much for a 3-way.

When she replies in some sort of "OMG I can't believe you said that like I'm some sort of whore" send this:

I meant how much would you pay ME?

ZING!

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 15:57

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo

no, no, no, and no

If I hadn't been drunk it wouldn't have happened. I've turned her down before and will again.

Hondo

5th March 2008 16:43

Re: Dilemma

WHat if you get dr0nk again? I mean in the unlikely chance that happens?

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 16:53

Re: Dilemma

who me? I wouldn't count on it.

Hondo

5th March 2008 17:16

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

who me? I wouldn't count on it.

On getting drunk? I'll take that action. What's the odds B?

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 17:58

Re: Dilemma

I wanna meet the idiot that wouldn't

Hondo

5th March 2008 18:09

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

I wanna meet the idiot that wouldn't

I'm pretty sure he's on this board...

Soulslayer

5th March 2008 18:53

Re: Dilemma

there you go again hondo. getting all upset because another guy isn't as much of a whore as you are. you act like it's a BAD thing that he wouldn't do it again.

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 18:54

Re: Dilemma

oh I'm plenty whore enough, just would rather whore around with non married whores.

I have a new dilemma shaping up.

LordOfTheShrooms

5th March 2008 19:37

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo

I'm pretty sure he's on this board...

Probably be me. I'm already the guy who while too drunk to stand on his 21st birthday turned down sex from a hot chick because he had a girlfriend even though she lived 2000 miles away.

Stiffy

5th March 2008 19:46

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooflechicken

I have a new dilemma shaping up.

Yes, you should definitely pee in her butt.

Rooflechicken

5th March 2008 20:05

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms

Probably be me. I'm already the guy who while too drunk to stand on his 21st birthday turned down sex from a hot chick because he had a girlfriend even though she lived 2000 miles away.

you may as well send your money to Hondo now.

Hondo

5th March 2008 20:52

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulslayer

there you go again hondo. getting all upset because another guy isn't as much of a whore as you are. you act like it's a BAD thing that he wouldn't do it again.

No I'm not upset at all. And you don't know a damn thing about me so how about shutting up? Your incessant moralizing and whining grates on my nerves. It was a lot more fun when you had meh quit. I miss Nimby.

sammich

5th March 2008 20:55

Re: Dilemma

so what's the deal...did ya blow a load on her nose again or not?

Soulslayer

5th March 2008 21:09

Re: Dilemma

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondo

And you don't know a damn thing about me so how about shutting up? Your incessant moralizing and whining grates on my nerves. It was a lot more fun when you had meh quit. I miss Nimby.

take a lesson from your own book. you don't know a damn thing about me so you can shut up too. your bullshit trying to stir things up and piss me off on purpose is really getting fucking old.

but it's ok when you act like an ass...as long as no one else says anything about it, right?

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