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maladjusted 26th July 2011 21:36

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Originally Posted by phxhawk (Post 286898)
I think Chikken may disagree on the cheap part.

Dude he's gettin a rwfund

phxhawk 27th July 2011 12:34

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Originally Posted by maladjusted (Post 286907)
Dude he's gettin a rwfund


Right...and my taxes went down.

phxhawk 27th July 2011 13:45

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While house boating last week, my buddy's 8 month old daughter pooped in her bucket. I was there to capture.

Rooflechicken 27th July 2011 13:55

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Why does he keep her in a bucket?

And yes, I'm getting money back.

phxhawk 27th July 2011 13:56

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Originally Posted by Rooflechicken (Post 286916)
Why does he keep her in a bucket?

And yes, I'm getting money back.

Entertainment while we were cruising.

LordOfTheShrooms 5th August 2011 09:58

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God, I hate this city.

City Council moves ahead on plastic bag ban

They call it a "ban" but the plan currently being kicked around is a surcharge of $.05 per plastic bag. The city would get a penny and the retailer would keep the rest. While the grocery store I use is in city limits, there's one pretty close that is not. Fuck your hippie canvas bags.



:edit:Someone should make a tshirt or something

Stiffy 5th August 2011 12:12

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Al Gore is going to put on his Captain Planet uniform and personally kick you in the balls you earth hating son of a bitch.

LordOfTheShrooms 5th August 2011 13:34

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I'll distract him with a cheese burger.

Hondo 5th August 2011 14:05

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I got careless with a radial arm saw last night...bonk.

Stiffy 5th August 2011 14:20

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Originally Posted by Hondo (Post 286972)
I got careless with a radial arm saw last night...bonk.

Dude that's not even a straight cut. Were you drunk?

Soulslayer 5th August 2011 14:28

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms (Post 286967)
i love my plastic bags

who the fuck uses plastic bags anymore anyway? I tell you who, ghetto people too cheap to buy garbage bags.

you outta use your next plastic bag to smother yourself.

LordOfTheShrooms 5th August 2011 15:34

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Originally Posted by Hondo (Post 286972)
I got careless with a radial arm saw last night...bonk.

Glad you still have the finger, dude. How deep is the cut?



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Originally Posted by Soulslayer (Post 286975)
who the fuck uses plastic bags anymore anyway? I tell you who, ghetto people too cheap to buy garbage bags.

you outta use your next plastic bag to smother yourself.

Good to see you too, OneL.

DieHippy 5th August 2011 16:13

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Originally Posted by Soulslayer (Post 286975)
who the fuck uses plastic bags anymore anyway?

um, me and everybody else in the store?

i seen one of those hippy grocery bags once around here. i laffed at them.

DieHippy 5th August 2011 16:14

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Originally Posted by DieHippy (Post 286977)
i laffed at them.

the hippies. not the bags. in case you were wondering.

LordOfTheShrooms 8th August 2011 15:47

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In response to the U.S. credit downgrade, investors are exiting stocks and going to U.S. Treasuries for safety. The S&P downgrade was on U.S. Treasures.

Today’s lesson on irony is now concluded.

DieHippy 8th August 2011 16:15

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms (Post 286986)
In response to the U.S. credit downgrade, investors are exiting stocks and going to U.S. Treasuries for safety. The S&P downgrade was on U.S. Treasures.

Today’s lesson on irony is now concluded.

i read that headline and was like wait wut? fuck it. i think this was the drop i was waiting for. time to buy back in. the market is way oversold now.

LordOfTheShrooms 15th August 2011 08:25

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This is what happens when you get careless and try to cut corners.


Hondo 15th August 2011 12:26

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What cut corners involve arcing across a PCB on a hard drive?

LordOfTheShrooms 15th August 2011 13:42

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Not waiting until the machine is finished shutting down and trying to put a second second drive in the bay underneath the now fried drive and touching it with the top casing of the second drive. Fortunately it wasn't my machine. And even more fortunately, I'd backed up the drive right before I fried it.

LordOfTheShrooms 15th August 2011 13:42

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Though reinstalling everything did eat up most of my day yesterday.


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