Gianni's Bar and Grille. Guns and shit. And Bourbon. And occasional side boob

- The Lt. Allen Swanson Project (http://www.nobigtoe.com/forumdisplay.php?f=44)

- - Random shit thread (http://www.nobigtoe.com/showthread.php?t=21214)

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I busted out a piece of an old front tooth repair. Not quite Lloyd Christmas, but bad enough. I can't get to the dentist until Wednesday. Might as well put on a sleeveless flannel shirt and go sit at the dive bar this weekend. I'll bet Ugly Pony is playing.

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Useless without pics. No Ugly Pony playing this weekend, but yeah you'd fit the usual crowd like that.

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http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...uide-to-racism

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Originally Posted by synopsis

A look at the races of the world by a lovable bigot, capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet ?C. H. Dalton,? a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:

· The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man?s burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
· The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies
· A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as ?women,? who are not very good at anything?especially ruling the free world
· A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.

Including a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews, A Practical Guide to Racism is an essential field guide for our multicultural world.

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At first I was all :dance: :nazi:

Then I read the reviews and found out it was satire and I was like :cry:

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Niggers without insurance. They drive just as shitty as regular niggers but leave you with the bill. ...I guess there's not much of a difference between them and regular niggers then...

Glad I didn't jew out on the uninsured motorist coverage.

Oh, and the wench is ok and stuff too. She's a shitty driver (female. duh.) but there was a witness that stuck around and told the cops that the nigger pulled out in front of her.

It was a nice two and a half years without a car note while it lasted...

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Don't be a fucking chump. Bitch's neck hurts. Right!?

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Color me a chump. I don't play that shit. Especially not on my own insurance policy.

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No if THEIR insurance her neck hurts.

Only way to get paid for your time and inconvenience.

If
You are inconvenienced and. It
Injured they will tell you to fuck off

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Heh.

I totally didn't read your post.

But you pay UIM so you can recoup your damages. If she is not "injured" you will not get a cent for your inconvenience.

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I now have 8 consoles hooked up to my TV: Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Wii U, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Playstation 2.

The Wii U is hooked up via HDMI. The other 7 are hooked up through an 8 port AV switch box (the black box under the stand in the middle).

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You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome.

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Joo play joor games mang. The men are busy banging real women.

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I bang mine before/during/after games. This set up was the wench's idea.

I know video games got too complicated for some of you after pong.

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I did like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

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What's not to like about beating the shit out hookers?

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Originally Posted by LordOfTheShrooms (Post 291205)

You can make jokes and insult me all you want. Deep down you know it's awesome.

Don't cry. I said you win.

I hooked up an old console a while back. It was fun for like 5 minutes.

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I wish I still had all my old consoles, but I jumped ship on Nintendo after the N64, went over to PS.

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I don't play consoles very much these days unless it's with the wench; I'm more of a PC gamer. Nintendo has a permahold on me though as I'm a huge fan of the Zelda franchise.