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- - Random shit thread (http://www.nobigtoe.com/showthread.php?t=21214)

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I'm in downtown Denver. I can take all the tebow hype but these fucking hippies are about to make my head explode.

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Den-va. Lotsa mexicans

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Originally Posted by taco (Post 288249)

Den-va. Lotsa mexicans

Seems to be on north side. They washed my truck today.

I think the jimmy johns guy charged me a couple bucks more because of
hippies.

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Denver is just a high altitude clone of San Francisco now. You're just going to find faggots, hippies and foreigners there now.

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It amazes me that George Lucas has managed to supplant the Sith as the primary antagonist of the franchise.

George Lucas Now Says That Han NEVER Shot First

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History revisionists. I hate them. But not as much as I hate George Lucas for making Han shoot last. Now, with Star Wars 3D about to arrive to the theaters, Lucas has completely lost it. He now says that Han NEVER shot first:

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The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo [who seemed to be the one who shot first in the original] to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn't. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down.

Poppycock.

George, how do you have the thermal detonators to try to rewrite history in this way? Do you think we are stupid? Wasn't it enough to paint that stupid laser blast coming at an stupid angle from Greedo? Do you really think that, if Greedo shot first, he would have missed Han at point blank? Was he the son of two Stormtroopers?

No, George, you can draw all the lasers you want and add all the wider shots you want, but you can't rewrite history. If Greedo had shot first, Han would be dead, period.

linky

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Denver is libtard/hippy nirvana. Also the traffic...completely insane. Nimby grandparents buried there. Haven't been back since last funeral. Hope you enjoyed your stay.

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I'm in la, it's hot. No Shane in sight.

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Look for a guy sleeping on the corner of a major intersection.

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...or whacking off on a park bench. (Literally saw that in NYC.)

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You stayed and watched too didn't you?

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No, I kept walking...fast. NYC was my first big trip out of Nebraska about 18 years ago. I was green and FREAKED THE HELL OUT. The gay pride parade was that day, too. Farmer Lisa got some eye opening
experiences that day.

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You're supposed to close your eyes. I've been told it stings.

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Originally Posted by phxhawk (Post 288706)

You're supposed to close your eyes. I've eaten a lot of man load and it stings.

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Roofles in the UK

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A firestorm set off in a pair of men's trousers has left a British apparel company deflecting allegations of sexism and denying that it thinks laundry is strictly a woman's job.

It's not every day that care instructions sparks controversy, but that's what happened after British journalist Emma Barnett picked up her boyfriend's pants while tidying the house.

Underneath the usually customary "machine wash warm" instructions, the tag offered a less appropriate option: “OR – GIVE IT TO YOUR WOMAN, IT’S HER JOB.”

Barnett tweeted an image of the tag on Monday, prompting an immediate outcry on social media and demands to out the company, Madhouse.

linky

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LC has finally started payments.

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Awesome. Apparently Brian season in Montana is over...but apparently it's still on in Arizona.

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I shaved my head with a razor. Like totally bald.

Nobody fuckin noticed.

But sweet I don't have to pack clippers any more. Just a razor.

But lol.

Last time I did it I was young. It was tough because of my thick hair. This AM it was fuckin easy and fast.

I attribute that to razor technology.

Ok fuck I was bald as fuck.

It feels good though. I been rubbing my own head all day. My scalp too.

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Originally Posted by Hondo (Post 288903)

Awesome. Apparently Brian season in Montana is over...but apparently it's still on in Arizona.

I have the torch now...

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Originally Posted by phxhawk (Post 288906)

I Will take the ring into Mordor...