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Well besides that. You could have just as easily said "total lack of logic and reason". Of course maybe that's all there is to it.
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We managed to get ahold of an extra leap pad last month. It's the tickle me elmo this year. horray capitalism.
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Jesus....I got HP Touchpads cheaper than that. WTF is in those things?
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If it ain't hookers & blow it's overpriced.
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I have family members desperately looking for one of these leap pads so I pulled the auction. Fuckers.
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At least you got her to do a2m.
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Replaced washer with a 220 lb block of samsung-labeled worthless tonight. Motherfucker won't do anything but play faggy chimes and spit error codes. Fuck you in your sideways asshole, you little slant eyed soju drinking gook motherfucker. You did this to me.
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Buy two standard top loaders for the same money if there's that much laundry to do. The more bells and whistles they put on them the more shit there is to go wrong. It's a fucking washing machine, not a space capsule.
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I don't understand my generation's fascination with Jaegermeister. I thought it was just a fad for college and underaged kids, but it seems to be persisting, even among guys. It's a fucking 70 proof schapps and dudes are acting like they pounded a triple of hard bourbon. It's fucking pathetic. No wonder this country is going in the shitter.
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maxed out to 11?
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There is something different with jager than say normal vodka. I think jagermiester is the gateway drink to unleashing the fucking demon inside us.
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Jager tastes like shit....
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The marketing guy at my office apparently isn't as pants on head retarded as I thought. He at least knows good bourbon.
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